franni franken

The wife (since 1976) of Al Franken, a Political Satirist, former SNL writer, Air America radio talk show host and soon to be senator of Minnesota. Her maiden name is Bryson, and she met Al at a College Freshmen mixer. She is also an accomplished chef.

I gave Al a ride home from the office and his wife, Franni Franken, invited me in for a delicious dinner.

by Ryanawesomesauce December 11, 2007

Franken-chick

A Frankenstein's monster of a woman who however possesses a single or more very attractive physical feature. The juxtaposition of which makes it look like said attractive feature was transplanted from another woman, hence the term Franken-bird.

No dude, she is a Franken-chick - check out her fine legs?

by Fonzfucker March 13, 2011

franken boobie

a hideously deformed brest

tara reid has some big franken boobies

by i luove titties February 24, 2005

franken-douche

One that does the jive. Thin and green, which a bolt in his head...yet still manages to win the hearts of four lovely ladies.

Franken-douche is awesome

by CHEB302 March 8, 2009

Ass Franken

Someone who used to be funny but now he's just a big ass!

proof that comedians should stick to comedy

by sad but true April 3, 2004

franken feet

The peculiar way of walking after sitting on the bowl too long and losing all feeling from the knees down.

Look at him lumber away from the bathroom, he's got franken feet.

by realtalljason2 July 12, 2011

Franken-Fuck

When a project keeps growing to the point it has six heads, too many moving parts and a never ending change order list. Things aren't working so piling on more should help.

'Here's comes a few more changes to the changes. Man this project is really turning into a franken-fuck."

by Startup Street August 11, 2023