The wife (since 1976) of Al Franken, a Political Satirist, former SNL writer, Air America radio talk show host and soon to be senator of Minnesota. Her maiden name is Bryson, and she met Al at a College Freshmen mixer. She is also an accomplished chef.
I gave Al a ride home from the office and his wife, Franni Franken, invited me in for a delicious dinner.
by Ryanawesomesauce November 14, 2007
A Frankenstein's monster of a woman who however possesses a single or more very attractive physical feature. The juxtaposition of which makes it look like said attractive feature was transplanted from another woman, hence the term Franken-bird.
by Fonzfucker February 27, 2011
by i luove titties February 24, 2005
One that does the jive. Thin and green, which a bolt in his head...yet still manages to win the hearts of four lovely ladies.
by CHEB302 October 29, 2008
by sad but true April 03, 2004
When a project keeps growing to the point it has six heads, too many moving parts and a never ending change order list. Things aren't working so piling on more should help.
'Here's comes a few more changes to the changes. Man this project is really turning into a franken-fuck."
by Startup Street August 11, 2023
The peculiar way of walking after sitting on the bowl too long and losing all feeling from the knees down.
by realtalljason2 July 12, 2011