FMGWAC

An acronym standing for Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw. Used when cursing one's situation, or after making a dire mistake. Sometimes used as an alternative to fuck me or FML.

Jesus, my house burned down and i still have to file those reports by tonight, FMGWAC.

Shit! I told my boss to go fuck herself, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

or I just marched for 8 hours, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

by Ausgezeichnet August 25, 2009

fmgm

Fuck men get money basically fbgm but female version

1: ' Ali what's your life goal '
2: 'I fmgm'

by Bigblack330 November 19, 2015

Fmgl

Fuck my gay life

Person 1: hey ,dude what happened?
Person 2: nothin', *whispers* fmgl

by PhanTrash0 July 22, 2015

FMGG

F*ck My Golf Game

I had a great tee shot, but now I just shanked two balls into the water... FMGG.

by FrostByte32 June 16, 2010

FMGDL

F= Fuck
M= My
GD= Goddamn
L= Life

I was sick for about 2 weeks and when I came back to work, they fired me. FMGDL.

by GTAsoldier December 28, 2009

FMGA

The acronym for "fuck my gay ass". FMGA is an explative exclamation useable for just about anytime you need to yell out. It is acceptable to use FMGA in everyday face-to-face contact and well as through email and text. FMGA can be used to imply complete confusion, or express disgust as well.

Please note - other permutations include, but are not limited to the following:

Fuck your gay ass (FYGA)
Fuck my ass (FMA)
Fuck my face (FMF)
Fuck your face (FYF)
Fuck my gay face (FMGF)
Fuck my goat ass (also FMGA)
Fuck my asshole (FMAH)
Fuck my gay asshole (FMGAH)

FMGA, I just got dominated in super smash brothers.

She's a dude?! FMGA!

Well fuck my face..my boss really fucked me in my gay ass in my last review.

by criendo October 4, 2010

FMGB

Fuck Money Get Bitches. 10x better than FBGM

Guy 1: "Man I haven't got laid in two months"

Guy 2: "Well do it tonight at this party"

Guy 1: "I can't man, I've got to go home soon and go to work"

Guy 2: "Dude, FMGB"

by donkeypunch_26 August 24, 2011