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fleece family 

A family who wears fleeces all the time, no matter what the weather is, or no matter what age they are. The fleeces are normally matching too. The family is very close and know everything about each other and always do things together...i.e. camping or hiking. everybody knows a fleece family.
''hey brian...have you seen the McConnels from down the road? they all have matching fleeces'' ''that my friend, is what we call a fleece family''
fleece family by jebusF April 16, 2007

golden fleece 

A genus in the philum of sheepskin. It is a particular sheepskin who feels that it is necessary to wear either gold teeth (hence the name), or significant jewelry where it is unnecessary. Main habitat are local malls and in the 'Fleecing Season' ... - significant numbers will congregate at bus stops, because they do not own automobiles. Obviously.
"That tacky ass golden fleece just attacked your girlfriend, man."
golden fleece by Jake Sha. July 16, 2008

Fleece Job 

A one-sided or lopsided trade orchestrated by a general manager of a sports franchise.
Kwame Brown for Pau Gasol is arguably the biggest fleece job in history.
Fleece Job by kendoobious February 10, 2022

crease fleece 

The hair running along the crease of your arse.
Ooh, I have a brace of winnits pulling on my crease fleece.
crease fleece by Stu P April 4, 2003

Wolf Fleecer 

An urban hunter, always on the prowl, ready to jump into action at any time.

(A person who stalks and captures images on camera of fasion retards who wear animal print fleece jackets... eg Wolf Fleece, Dolphin Fleece, WIld Horse Fleece etc etc)

Generally hanging around where their pray may congregate. eg. Dole office, 99p stores, B&M, Braintree High Street, shitty market stools.
"had to run off from my family, saw a proper fashion retard in a Wolf Fleece duck into Cashconverters and had to snap it"

"Tartan trolly?, check
Black pumps, white socks?, check
ill fitting smelly old yoga pants, fatty legs?, check
Smells like she shit herself last week?!,
Animal print fleece?, check"

((Stalks, Takes photo, uoloads to > Wolf fleece, the height of fashion on the street today on FB)

Wolf Fleecer
Wolf Fleecer by GoLarge January 30, 2021

Rest in fleece

An honorable blessing provided to frat brothers, bankers, and members of Corporate America who have passed out at a party.
Bryan and Michael had a few too many beer bongs at the all-day BBQ and passed out in the flower bed. Fortunately, they were wearing their Patagonia vests. We pray that they rest in fleece.
Rest in fleece by daltonjfk September 23, 2019