Chocolate Flash Bang

When you shart into a persons eyes temporarily blinding them.

I just gave him a chocolate flash bang and he was so scared.

by Midsize October 24, 2018

Flash bang question

A question that is so basic or so stupid, you are stunned and delayed to give a response.

I really hate working at the airport during tourist season, you get a lot of flash bang questions.

by dunlopallstar July 17, 2011

Chinese flash bang

The Chinese flash bang, is when you shove your fist up her vagina and then while your whole hand is in there start opening and closing your hand like your hand is exploding multiple times.

Last night I CHINESE FLASH BANGED my girl.

by Bigbrainbrad69 January 18, 2021

flash-bang

an adventure, escapade, vacation or other opportunity involving an unexpected sexual encounter whether its during a casual, on going, hook-up, on sleeping terms, or within an actual romantic relationship.

son: what is considered rape nowadays?

father: a non consensual, illegal, immoral, amoral, and one sided (in the guy's favor) flash-bang. I don't give a rat's ass whether it's the correct legal definition, that's for the State to decide, but there you go, that's my definition of rape.

by Sexydimma May 23, 2012

Jamaican Flash Bang

When a Caribbean guy cums in a white girls eyes causing her to be unable to see for at least 5 seconds.

"Last night was wild, I hooked up with this dude and he gave me a Jamaican flash bang".

by The Jamaican man 50% August 5, 2024

Flash Bang

An explosive device weapon developed for use in crowd control that consists of a large charge, typically about 15 grams, of flash powder contained in a vented metal case with a triggering device similar to those used in ordinary hand grenades. While not designed for lethality, these are very dangerous weapons when used improperly. In 2014 a small child in Georgia was accidentally maimed by incompetent police officers who tossed one of these devices into a crib during a botched drug raid. These devices typically contain about five times the explosive charge of an ordinary M-80 firecracker, which contains three grams of flash powder.

Police officers maimed 18 month-old Bounkham Phonesavanh Jr. with a flash bang. They were never indicted.

by Camp420Guy May 3, 2015

Flash Bang

While during sexual intercourse one of the participants (often the male) cums far too quick, making the sex extremely short.

Jessica and Charles had sex, but it wasn’t very good because Charles flash banged

by Anonymous Blonde Person March 30, 2019