Finance Park

Finance Park is a field trip that students in Fairfax, Virginia go on in grade 8. The program started in 2010. Students are bussed to a location to work through a simulation of what it is like to be an adult. They have to budget their bills and get a phone plan and utilities from different companies. Real life companies sponsor finance park.

Bruh do you remember Finance Park?

Nah man I grew up in Loudon.

by LizardInACan July 9, 2023

Finance sis

The female version of a finance bro, but better; one who buys designer, attends parties with businessmen with high net income, vacations at Nikki Beach and boasts of the corporate finance role she works in. Gets money.

‘Olivia is such a finance sis, she bought her fourth Louis Vuitton this month.’

by Jan5678 September 28, 2025

Finance Granola

A person who works in a white-collar, often finance or corporate environment, yet maintains a distinctly outdoorsy, health-conscious, or minimalist lifestyle. They thrive in the city and take advantage of its amenities — trendy coffee shops, boutique gyms, Whole Foods — but on weekends they’re hiking, climbing, or van camping. Think Patagonia vest by weekday, Patagonia puffer by weekend.

Sammy is climbing after work while easting a sea oil free tuna sandwich, he's so finance granola.

by FG Buff November 11, 2025

Finance Granola

Finance Granola (noun):
A person who works in a white-collar, often finance or corporate environment, yet maintains a distinctly outdoorsy, health-conscious, or minimalist lifestyle. They thrive in the city and take advantage of its amenities — trendy coffee shops, boutique gyms, Whole Foods — but on weekends they’re hiking, climbing, or van camping. Think Patagonia vest by weekday, Patagonia puffer by weekend.

Sammy’s a total finance granola; spreadsheets during the week, trailheads on the weekend.

by FG Buff November 11, 2025

Objective Finance

Objective finance is the concept that financial quality, or financial capacity/growth, that when Objectively measured, results in a measurable standard for living that can be extrapolated buy using math and other such procedures. Imagine if GDP wasn't tied to the economic output, but the economy itself, and was used to measure social and societal standards, thats Objective Finance.

"Aiden's life was amazing, because of his high-level Objective Finance"

by Obviouslyperson February 4, 2021

Food and Finance High School

1. Where 50% of kids come because no other school accepted them.

2. Where 3/4 of the kids don't like to cook.

3. Where there is a bunch of unnecessary drama.

Food and Finance High School
OMG, I hope freshman leave FFHS as soon as possible.

by MillyBobbyBrown June 25, 2018

Personal Finance

That class that teaches you how to do taxes and stuff, yet nobody takes it and then go on to complain about how school doesn't teach you about life.

Lars: School ain't teach you sh*t bout life.
Ken: See, if you took your personal finance classes, you wouldn't be saying that.
Lars:*facepalm* I'm an idiot...

by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016