metrosexual

a person who jerks off to trains

"Woah that kid is jerking off to that r42's axle! What a metrosexual!"

by Penis VanLesbian April 10, 2021

metrosexuals

Males who are concerned with their looks more than the average female. A metrosexual generally takes a signifigant amount of time in the bathroom "grooming" themselves before going out. They often get quite upset or even aggressive when their hair is touched, and refuse to go outside in the rain. Spiked bleached hair and tan skin is common among metrosexuals, but it is not necessary. A metrosexual can be gay, but they often are not.

Also called prettyboy, fruity, or foppish.

Those guys with the Mark McGrath haircuts are such metrosexuals!

by Mr.3d PHD March 3, 2008

Metrosexual

A normally straight male who possesses qualities of a gay male without being attracted to men. A metro often appreciates the finer things in life and enjoys making himself look good; be it through styling his hair or wearing fashionable clothes.

Person 1: "Is he gay"

Person 2: "No, he does dress well, but he has a wife"

Person 1: "Oh, he must be metro then"

by Monde July 4, 2005

Manly Metrosexual

a male that has metro sexual tendencies but still participates in "Macho" male activities. He cares about his looks and will make sure during the "macho" activities they don't get messed up too much, but also isn't afraid to get a little dirty.

Person 1- You are a Manly Metrosexual Tyler.
Person 2- Whatever, I'm not metrosexual just care about my looks. I'm a man!
Person 1- Exactly.

by HollyBabe May 4, 2010

Hetrosexual

A dumbass that thinks they know how to spell heterosexual

Kyle texted me that he was "hetrosexual" after I called him gay, lmao that dumbass

by VilteKes July 1, 2019

metrosexual

A man who understands that women do not enjoy a smelly, dirty, nasty, sick, womanizing, egotistical, red-neck and wants to make themself look and feel good. Also understands that you can love having sex with women, and look/smell good at the same time.

Red-necks should take metro-sexuals advice and wash their body more than once a week so they can get a girl with more than one tooth.

by Eric KC D. May 9, 2005

petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with there large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

by Do Work Son April 7, 2008