Fakebaker

A person who whips up a batch a cookie dough for the sole purpose of eating said dough, with no intention whatsoever to bake it. Ever.

Emily always pretends she's about to make cookies for her kids, but really she's just a fakebaker.

by ItsAShoreThang October 22, 2015

Fake and Bake

Taking the day off school/college/university/work to get high with friends.

Teacher: "Where were you on Monday?"
Studennt: "Mate, fake and bake!"
Teacher: "S'cool, then."

by Barwick Massif' February 27, 2009

Bake and Fake

Getting a tan through any means other than using natural sun light. Usually pertaining to tanning beds and trying to pass it off as the real thing

Dude, is that a fake tan?
What? I don't go tanning
Bake and Fake

by Silent Ray February 18, 2009