idiot: have you ever been to a caucus?
woman: Yes.
idiot: No you havent. Youre a lying "dog faced pony soldier"
woman: Yes.
idiot: No you havent. Youre a lying "dog faced pony soldier"
by iambrandon46 July 13, 2022
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"woah dude this weekend i did a dog faced straw explosion. and my granma walked in on me!" it sucked man
by petwars biffle December 28, 2007
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Get the Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier mug.Person 1: I was a democratic caucus. Have you ever been to a caucus?
Person 2: *Nauds head*
Person 1: No you haven't. You're a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier
Person 2: *Nauds head*
Person 1: No you haven't. You're a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier
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Get the Lying Dog Face Pony Soldier mug.Typically used to describe an annoying brother who is inclined to hurt himself frequently using sharpened sticks, rocks, vehicles, stairs, or whatever is most readily available.
I called my brother Ethan a butthead face dog cur yesterday after he sat on my bed while I was trying to talk to my boyfriend on the phone.
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