fortnite

A game that male virgins from the ages of 9 to 30 play in response to how much they hate their lives.

Person 1: Hey, did you get that girls' number?
Person 2: Nah, but I got a W on Fortnite.

by Mr. SameDifference February 21, 2018

FORTNITE

the literal meaning of shit

tommy: do you wanna play some FORTNITE?
tommy's friend: we are no longer friends

by ΨλΜΞΖ May 1, 2020

FORTNITE

A game that every streamer and YouTuber won't shut the fuck up about. Every motherfucking streamer plays the fucking game and doesn't shut up about how they just killed a shitty default skin camping in a bush and every seven year old calls their mum for a no-scope from point blank range.

Person 1: Did you watch my Fortnite stream last night?

Person 2: What when you killed a shitty default skin?

by Dickhead 123 April 16, 2019

Fortnite

A game played by uglass niggas who get no pussy. And when they win they seem to think that posting it on their snap story will make their daddy come back

Person 1-Yo you wanna play fortnite?
Person 2-Nah bruh miss me with that gay shit I have a whole girlfriend

by King ape February 11, 2018

Fortnite

A game that just won't die.

Have you seen the Fortnite item shop today?

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog September 22, 2020

Fortnite

A disgusting, cringey player base where almost everybody, preferably sad, lazy 6 year olds hone the ability to fucking build the empire state building everytime they hear a bullet fire almost 370 metres away in their 200 dollar headphones

Guy 1: Oyy, u wanna play fortnite mate?
Guy 2: Fuck no, that game hot metal garbage

by RonaldCheesy April 23, 2020

Fortnite

The game that makes lose your girlfriend instantly

Guy: do u wanna play fortnite

Girl: no I'm breaking up with you

#rip

by Okgamerbro9001 April 15, 2018