he’s a very likable person and trust me he’s the best but he moves on fast. Mine was a soccer ball player and he has curly hair so that’s probably why but he will break your heart even if your not dating lol. still love him, but he’s moved on.
1 person: hey, i love you.

Ernesto: i don’t
by November 14, 2020
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The guy who works at fedex, he is super cool, and super dorky at the same time. When you meet an Ernesto, you've met a friend for life! A serious guy yet funny guy.
1:OMG did you just meet Ernesto?
2: Yes!! How lucky am I!
1: I am so jealous!
2: Don't worry he can be your friend too!

FIN
by KingxDk February 12, 2021
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Buff ass Mexican that drinks beer for preworkout, beats women and has 12 child support lawsuits pending
Hey Ryan have you seen Ernesto?

No He's probably drinking beer out of a hookers pussy as we speak
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A person who thinks is very fast. But is actually slow.he thinks he is the best in soccer. His skills are bad just don’t tell or he will get angry
My name is Ernesto
by Realbarman November 2, 2019
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"ayo bro you mad Ernesto rn word to mami"

"wym?"

"like you mad fly my guy word to my timbs"
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A man if empathy, all around a good friend. Will always be there for you if you; Is overly nice to women also known to be “a simp
Ernesto is a man of true honesty but a dumbass simp
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