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poser emo

Anyone who chooses to label themself as emo. Commonly used to refers to all middles schoolers with black hair that conveniently covers one eye. Note that all emos are indeed posers.
xXxemo_mcrfan_bloodravenxXx: I'm soooo emo I want to cut my wrist just like Taking Back Sunday!
Bill: God, you're such a poser emo brat
by Kitaz November 30, 2009
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Whiny-ass Emo Faggot Wannabe Poser Shit

A term used to describe the music of Tokio Hotel and My Chemical Romance.
Tokio Hotel Fan: OMG OMG OMG I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE TOKIO HOTEL CONCERT!!!! *(Makes poster)*
Person With Common Sense: Tokio Hotel? They SUCK! Their music is whiny-ass emo faggot wannabe poser shit!! *(Enjoys good music, e.g. The Who.)
by TheHippie (the real one) December 27, 2009
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emo posers

A bunch of retarded fags who pretend they're emo, search/google for emo bands on the net and download their songs and study their lyrics like mad and tell other people that the lyrics somehow "relate" to them, made up stupid sad sappy stories about their so-called love life (which actually doesn't even exist as they've never even had a bf/gf), they tend to over exaggerate their problems, cut their wrist JUST CAUSE every other emo kid does that, tell everybody; "Oh my god, I think I'm emo, I hate my life, everyone sucks, life is so sad, love sucks! *cuts wrist*"
<Jake>: Emo posers suck donkey's ass!
<Lucas>: Hell yeah they do!
by angelicscars87 September 16, 2008
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EMO POSERS 1337

A bunch of posers who go homosexual because it's cool = Or they like love OMFG rainbows and enjoy cuting themself because they love OMFGS PAIN BECAUSE IT FEELS SOOO FREAKIN GOOD 1337
EMO POSERS 1337 ARE TOLD---->
by Gicester October 20, 2008
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emoposer

A person, usually ranges from the ages 11-14, who tries to take part in the emo scene to be 'cool' or to 'fit in'.
Probably wouldn't be emo if all their friends weren't and it wasn't the 'trend'. Almost always likes pop emo bands like: Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, and The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. More times than not lies about cutting and dying their own hair. Usually the emo poser has a mainstream twist to the emo look, because after all, they all are the same breed: trend followers. This means that the girl emo poser could be wearing a black polka dotted shirt with a long pearl necklas, but at the same time have the black and white blonde emo hair with lots of eyeliner and a pair of vans.
most of them are middle class white kids with no problems whats so ever.
emoposer: i like totally went to the sale at hot topic yesterday ^^ *giggles*
emoposer1: omg!!!! how awesome!!! i like, totally forgot!
emoposer: that's okay! im going back to the mall anyway *acts all cheery* WE could go together!
emoposer1: *flips the fringe* Yeah, okay. Cool ^^.
by maybexxsomeday May 30, 2007
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