Douchyism

1. The act of saying or doing egotistical douchy phrases or actions.

2. Talking yourself up, inflating your ego to ridiculous heights.

3. The adjective of a Douchbag

"why did i come to the BBQ in a suit?, because i look good, duh." -"Wow Karen is throwing out the douchyisms today"

"I date young girls because i can mold them to my lifestyle, i don't want to have to adjust to anyone elses, i mean hey I'm VP i'm a great catch"

Hey did you catch that douchyism in Carl's conversation at the dinnertable tonight?

by Spencer & Greg September 9, 2008

duchess slant

The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.

Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.

Kate: I’d rather die.

by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018

Douchy

In Australia, among high school and university students, Douchy refers to the legend of a man (Andrew Douch) who makes biology videos that are inflicted upon many students. He's great but such a meme.

We've got bio next, another hour of Douchy because the teacher can't be stuffed thinking of a proper lesson.

by biobrains January 21, 2020

ducky hat

Flat-billed hat with no curve to the bill. Trendy amongst urban youth and extreme sports crowd from circa 2006-? Although trendy, it makes the wearer appear mildly to severely retarded.

Joe's ducky hat was a pink New York Yankee hat, with a flat bill. It made him look "special."

by northtoe June 25, 2009

im._.ducky

she is a lesbian,funny tiktoker she should get the hype

Im._.ducky should get the hype

by Chicken noodle soup 😃✋ January 2, 2021

rubber your ducky

>-no glove no love
>-don't be silly wrap you willy
>-don't be a fool wrap your tool
>-don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
>-dont be a wenis protect you penis
>-dont share your sperm over your worm
>-before you spank her cover your wanker
>-If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
>-if your gunna banger cover your wanger
>- There only a buck get one before you fuck

or pretty much to wear a condom.

dont forget to "rubber your ducky" tomorrow night.

by doyouwanna April 25, 2006

duchen

a term for a cheap, expendable cigar of any brand used for the rerolling and smoking of blunts containing marijuana.

The word duchen was originally a reference in broken English to a Dutch Master brand cigar. Its usage has since spiraled to mean any such type of cigar.

Hey man, let's go smoke this duchen!

by Battery Jackson June 16, 2008