Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield
by anonymous September 10, 2020

by SCOVE November 14, 2017

"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.
Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.
Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.
Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
by pussy_ass_bitch January 5, 2021
