drop the kids off at the pool 

The act of taking a shit.

The kids, being your lumps of joy, the pool being yo-...

Nevermind. The pool can be whatever you want it to be.

...Preferably Vanilla Ice.

"Hey man I'll be right back i gotta go drop the kids off at the pool."

"Oh nuts dude you have kids?!"

"If everything goes as planned, I won't for much longer."

drop the kids off at the pool by Ballsacteabaghard. December 21, 2007

drop the kids off at the pool 

taking a dump, pooping...

I'll br right back, i gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

comment submitted with request to Delete: "The phrase "Drop the kids off at the pool". Was originally intended to mean, "masturbating, then ejaculating into the toilet". Since the sperm is the male contribution to the childmaking process, the jizz is refered to as kids.

I mean come on, what does poo have to do with kids???
If i am misunderstood, please let me know."

drop the kids off at the pool by Anonymous November 12, 2001

drop the kids off at the pool 

Taking a poop that is a bunch of little terds

We can leave, but I have to go drop the kids off at the pool first!

drop the kids off at the pool by Meryty October 5, 2006

Drop the kids off at the pool 

The act of releasing semen from your ass into a toilet.

I didn't even get to drop the kids off at the pool before he left, and you know what? I was okay with it.

Drop the kids off at the pool by anonywhom September 8, 2019

Drop the kids off at the pool 

If you are a lady and you have just had sexy times with a man without a condom. You may need to drop the (potential) kids off at the pool to prevent a wet patch in the bed and subsequent damp patches in her panties.

That was nice darling. I just need to drop the kids off at the pool before we go to sleep.

Drop the kids off at the pool by Bazzlington June 9, 2018

Drop the kids off at the pool.

Taking a crap.

Do they have a toilet here? I gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

Drop the kids off at the pool. by The Other Zone July 13, 2017

Drop the kids off at the pool 

Ejaculating semen (kids) into a toilet or the drain of your shower.

What are you going to do now?

I'm going to go drop the kids off at the pool.

Drop the kids off at the pool by BloodBaath November 29, 2021