dresser

when you get your dick stuck in your zipper

I hope i never have to deal with the pain of a dresser.

by cluster fuck rainbow fish March 17, 2009

Ralph the Night Hair Dresser

A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.

"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"

by hollisterhottie101 March 24, 2010

cleveland cross-dresser

the act of putting on some ones elses pants just to defecate in them without there knowledge and laugh when they put them on

ricky pissed me off so i gave him a cleveland cross-dresser

by rev bryan November 25, 2009

Dresser tappin

v. the act of putting down forty dollars for whatever did or didn't happen before you depart a female acquaintance's presence

I wouldn't have to give you forty dollars if you weren't out here dresser tappin just to get some ass.

by The Lost Chicagoan December 24, 2020

shower dresser

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by bopitchamp May 30, 2004

stall dresser

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by bopitchamp May 30, 2004

Carlynn Dresser

A dumbass who thinks tractors on AA batteries, broke her thumb like an absolute loser and never lets her friend Kenny talk when hew and her friends walk to school like an asshole.

Fuck off Carlynn Dresser

by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 6, 2018