Dorf

A word of extreme randomness. Often used in practical jokes in texting, e-mailing and on telephone answer machines. The purpose is to make your friend think they have received a real message, only to find they have received the word; "Dorf!"
John: Oooh, I have a text from James.

Text; "DORF!"

John: What the hell?
by Mike100000000 April 14, 2011
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Dorf

Noun. A perpetually agitated or disgruntled dwarf.
Dude, while I was playing Lord of the Rings Online, this stupid dorf sent me off on this stupid quest and grumbled when I came back with what he wanted.
by HanaKaicho October 11, 2011
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Dorf

A 4-5 inch, fairly girthy,very hairy, poorly maintained penis. Similar to a chode.
Did you see his dorf? Ugh I know, gross right?
by mbm5385 April 26, 2014
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Dorf

Last name with German Origin. People with the last name Dorf are always beautiful, funny and talented. But are also known to be stuck up.
All those Dorf's are perfect!
You're a Dorf?! I wish I was one!
by beme2015 July 12, 2013
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A label applied to people who act quite similarly. They do things such as using the words "bro" and "fuck" profusely, and it is not uncommon for them to use each word 3 to 4 times in a sentence. Dorfs are considered to be very reckless and DGAF (don't give a fuck) about anything. They have no sense of manners or shame, as they burp, sneeze, fart, and cough as loud as possible. Dorfs commonly drive, or at least fantasize about over-sized pick-up trucks, to compensate for their relatively small genitals. Although Dorfs do not have a specific wardrobe or clothing style, they have distinctive grooming habits. Facial hair is either trimmed to sideburns or a goatee, or a strange corroboration of both. Personal hygiene is highly neglected amongst Dorfs, so extensive amounts of deodorants and body sprays are applied on a daily basis. Dorfs also have a distinctive "vomit" breath, which is a result of not brushing teeth, excessive drinking, and burping.
Micheal smells so bad, and he thinks he's really cool, but he's just an average Dorf.

I saw this Dorf the other day, and he almost hit me with his giant truck.
by Robert Radonski October 29, 2008
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Dumb.Outragous.Retarded.Fuck
Dude, He is a Dorf....
"Why Do You Always Act like A Dorf?"
by ThuGgRickyyP March 17, 2017
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Dorf

A person who attends a Waldorf school
Hey, look at the dorfs in their organic garden
by Friend of Dorfs November 16, 2009
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