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Department of Education

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1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.

2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.

3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.
The Department of Education gave away loans indiscriminately to would-be college students, allowing universities to increase their prices astronomically given this neverending supply of capital.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 4, 2012
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Dopamine Blast

A sudden feeling of joy brought on by dopamine being released in the brain. Its a sudden feeling of happiness caused by such things as shopping, doing well on a test, and smoking up. Any time you notice a sudden, positive mood alteration, you are experiencing a dopamine blast.
Kelsey: "I just got an A+ in orgo, dopamine blast!!!".

Nick: "What a nerd..."

Kelsey: "Whatever, someone needs to get off the haterade".
by kawar November 7, 2009
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doard

Ciao Edoardo che sei venuto qui da tik tok per fare il trend del tuo nuovo nickname! Sfortunatamente non frega un cazzo a nessuno di te quindi il tuo nickname non ha un significato....detto questo torna a deprimerti!
Sei doard ovvero sei depresso
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Doperific

Man that pizookie was doperific!
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Domarik

A word used when one feels vicariously awkward for anothers actions or situation.
I felt so domarik when I watched the "Scott's Totts" episode of "The Office".
by DJ TEEREX May 4, 2010
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departafart

To be in an area, fart, and then leave that area.
After sitting in the lounge amongst friends, Dave left a departafart prior to adjourning himself for the evening.
by TJacobs December 14, 2015
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houston fire department

An underfunded, underpaid, fire department in Houston Texas. Filled with absolute studs of humans, mainly on Delta Shift.
Mayor Sylvester Tuner makes it his personal mission to make the firefighters in Houston Fire Department have the worst career possible.
by RandomFirefighter August 30, 2022
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