spanish door knob

When you push the door knob into ones rectal cavity and continue to squeeze while trying to open the door.

I walked into my sons room to find him stuck to the door handle, it must be that new Spanish door knob he's been talking about

by The dickless magician August 30, 2016

licking door knobs

The act of a Ginger licking an object to gain an illness

'Gene was licking door knobs so he could stay home!'

by hamster hammer October 8, 2009

mexican door knob

when you lay a fat chick on her stomach. and then you titty fuck her back fat relentlessly.

dude, i mexican door knobbed that beast last night.

by jizztiger May 12, 2011

belgian door knob

The act of using a door knob as a butt plug, then when your done put it back on your parents/ room mates bedroom door. with our with out cleaning.

I hated that chicks parents so much i gave her and them a fucking Belgian Door knob.

My room mate is suck a stupid whore! I got her sister help me give her a Belgian Door Knob

by seabeejpd November 7, 2010

door knob licker

an individual lacking in intellectual prowess

look at that door knob licker on that harley wearing that cowboy hat sporting a mccain - palin t-shirt , ill bet he's a christian.

by culinarythug February 8, 2010

dead as a door knob

when you are so drunk, you can't move or respond in any way but saying you are dead as a door knob even though you fully are aware it makes no sense.

i am dead. as dead as a door knob!

by msmattress June 10, 2011

Brown Door Knob

A sexual act in which someone poops into their hand and then massages their partners penis in a violent twisting motion, as if they were trying to turn the knob of a locked door.

Person A: "Wow, that was the best brown door knob I ever had! Next time can you stick your house key into my dick?"

Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"

Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."

Person B: "Oh...I see.."

by Renegade0894 March 30, 2016