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donkey's bollocks 

even better than the dog's bollocks. Amazing. The very best of the best. A dog spends an inordinate amount of time licking and tending to his bollocks so they must be great. Just imagine how much more impressive a donkey's bollocks are in size and capacity. There - you get it.
Got passed by a Porche 911 yesterday, it was the absolute dog's bollocks. That's OK but I got blown of the road by a Bugatti Veyron. Matey that car is the absolute donkey's bollocks!
donkey's bollocks by metapieman December 14, 2012
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Dunker's delight 

Get yer missus to tilt her head back and open her mouth to its widest point. Now pour in milk until her mouth is full to the brim. Gently rests your cornhole on her nose and teabag her mouth on testy at a time so that your balls displace the milk making a fitting plopping noise. Keep teabagging until the milk is half gone then proceed to ram your cock right in there making sure to displace all the milk and choke the bitch
Wow the dunker's delight is better than digestives!

dunky dunky! That's how we do!

Fun for all the family with a dunka dunka
Dunker's delight by feind87 May 30, 2008

Donkey's Nob 

Cor blimey guv'nah, I got old Donkey's Nob on the dog and bone here, innit
Donkey's Nob by graham vole June 12, 2007

Donkey's left shoe 

1. To take a long time in doing a task
John was taking a donkey's left shoe to doing the washing up
Donkey's left shoe by crackajack1992 February 19, 2009

Thick as a donkey's cock 

Descriptive of someone who is particularly, mentally challenged.
There's no point in asking George W, he's as thick as a donkey's cock

Donkey's Full

In Texas Hold 'em donkeys full is when you make a full house while holding Jack 2. Instead of a full house its a full barn, donkeys full of ducks.
player A: I'm all in

Player B: i call, i have a straight

Player A: I have Donkey's Full, I win.
Donkey's Full by JD123321 March 20, 2009

Donkey's Eyebrows 

When number 77 is called in the game bingo, it is referred to as "Donkey's eyebrows"
All the sevens, donkey's eyebrows, seventy seven (77)