Dollar Store Lesbian

A straight girl that does gay things.

Human Queer Baiting.

Girl: "I love this girl so much. We cuddle, kiss, hold hands, spend all our time together, have sleepovers, bathe together, and live together. She also has more pride merch than I do. Too bad she has a boyfriend and is straight."

Other being: "Dang, girl. You got yourself a dollar store Lesbian."

Lesbian: I want Lesbians.

Mom: We have Lesbians at home.

Lesbians at Home: Are straight.

by Neon Ant May 16, 2022

dollar store fun

Going to the dollar store with your boyfriend/girlfriend and buying a few things for each other just for fun to show your time together that day/night.

The best kind of gift is a gift that has nothing to do with anything, and it's completely random. Also, a gift that you two can share with each other as well as others. Like a keychain.

Boy: "So what do you want to do at the mall?"
Girl: "hm... let's go to the dollar store and buy random stuff for each other!"
Boy: "Okay, have some dollar store fun."
Girl: "okay go!"

(:

by kayykayykayy August 29, 2010

dollar store barbie

Someone so fake that she can't even be considered a Barbie, she's defined as a doll that you would be disappointed by on Christmas morning.

She's as fake as a dollar store barbie.

by ashe12338 January 19, 2016

Dollar Store Window Shopper

Someone who's too poor to afford anything at the Dollar Store.

Damn, since Bob's Foodstamps ran out, he's a Dollar Store window shopper.

by Mr Monkey October 29, 2006

Dollar store hottie

The equivilent of asian shampoo in the kingdom of hotties.

Also, the equivilent of dollar store oreos as opposed to real oreos, in the kingdom of hotties.

Driving instructor:"That chick at the counter was pretty hot ay Tom?"

Tomathan:"Dunno... not really... she's the equivilent of dollar store marshmellows in the hottie world... she's a dollar store hottie"

by Spidermanrocks November 28, 2010

Dollar Store Relationship

A relationship that is so generic and basic it's like buying pop tarts from the dollar store

My sisters relationship with her boyfriend is so generic and basic it's like a dollar store relationship.

by HerbADerb March 20, 2016

Dollar store

The home of hell raising Crenshaw. Watch out he’s lethal and will curse you out with one wrong move. But hold up he’s funny too when you don’t make him I’ll. I’d recommend going to the holly springs dollar store

Cashier: welcome to the dollar store, how’s it going?
Person: good till I seen Crenshaw was in here complaining about something.

by Jayce Dawkins October 11, 2018