A person that looks like a dodo is a mushroom head. Usually Italian men have these traits. This also means they have blond hair, short, small dick, gross teeth, smelly breathe.
Someone who thinks they are so fucking clever because they have 3 PC's internet sharing via ADSL and gets payments automaticaly deducted from Credit Card!
Look, I'm such a Doh-doh, I thought unplugging the patch lead and repatching would give the PC a new IP Address! DOH!!!