Discordian

A Caucasian person who spends their entire like on discord, with their online girlfriend. A discordian uses the words, "L", "Cringe", "Fuck Me Daddy", "Come here Sexy" ect. Don't Be A Discordian You horny girls / guys.

Discordian - Wanna date me daddy

by local6 September 30, 2021

Discordian

A discordian is someone who has no life and is on discord 24/7 and doesn't touch grass and knows nothing besides discord

"This discordian needs to get a life"

by No lifexxx December 9, 2021

Discordian

Someone that doesn't get off discord and hasn't touched grassed or inhaled air in some while, discordians normally deny themself they're discordian's but in reality everyone knows they take discord more seriously than their actual life.

Bro you have no life you lowkey a discordian.

by TruthEnlightenment October 11, 2021

Discordian

Discordian; someone who cannot get off of discord, controls hella servers ( a lot of servers ) and is a mod who watches everything you do. They fight over the worst things, and dont like trolls and are soft.

"Nigga shutcho dumb ass up, you discordian; you possibly go in bed thinking about if that kitten wants you."

by drakefromdiscord October 30, 2021

Discordian

A Discordian is somebody that spents their time stuck in Discord, and they take Discord too serious because they discarded they social life and they can not live happy without Discord

Example:

randomdude124: -posts a meme in general-

Discordiandude: Hey, delete that before the mods see you.

randomdude124 response: no lol why

Discordiandude: Because against the rules.

randomdude124: i dont give a shit about the rules, go touch grass

by thatgamingguy123 May 27, 2022

Discordian Shahadah

The non-sacred declaration of Discordianism which states:"There is no Goddess but Eris and we are all Popes"

Nemo really changed his life around after his Discordian Shahadah. He's a true agent of chaos now.

by Heiress July 29, 2021

Discordian

Someone who stays on discord all day and basically lives in discord instead of the real world around them

" Bryson is such a discordian no-life. "

by xanox June 28, 2022