discordian

A person who uses the app Discord/Reddit way too much. Such as managing 15 Direct Messages as well as being at the max server limit.

Ned: Man you are such a discordian!
Alpad: What?
Ned: I mean, look at you! You are fat and stupid, you don't even know how to spell the word Anthropology!
Alpad: nuh uh
Ned: yuh uh
Alpad: nuh uh
Ned: yuh uh

by ButterScott January 19, 2024

Discordian

A person who frequents the social media app Discord, similar to a Redditor

Being a discordian is a major turn off

by the great leap forward November 6, 2022

Discordian

A discordian is someone who has no life and is on discord 24/7 and doesn't touch grass and knows nothing besides discord

"This discordian needs to get a life"

by No lifexxx December 9, 2021

Discordian

A Caucasian person who spends their entire like on discord, with their online girlfriend. A discordian uses the words, "L", "Cringe", "Fuck Me Daddy", "Come here Sexy" ect. Don't Be A Discordian You horny girls / guys.

Discordian - Wanna date me daddy

by local6 September 30, 2021

Discordian

Someone that doesn't get off discord and hasn't touched grassed or inhaled air in some while, discordians normally deny themself they're discordian's but in reality everyone knows they take discord more seriously than their actual life.

Bro you have no life you lowkey a discordian.

by TruthEnlightenment October 11, 2021

Discordian

Discordian; someone who cannot get off of discord, controls hella servers ( a lot of servers ) and is a mod who watches everything you do. They fight over the worst things, and dont like trolls and are soft.

"Nigga shutcho dumb ass up, you discordian; you possibly go in bed thinking about if that kitten wants you."

by drakefromdiscord October 30, 2021

Discordian

A person obsessed with discord at all times of the day no matter what they got going on. Discord overtakes their basic function of life and nerfs their primal senses.

"omg have u seen how joybandz has been acting recently?" "I know! hes been acting like a real discordian lately!"

by joys nightmare September 21, 2023