A misunderstood type of Diabetes where your fucking pancreas had one job - to produce insulin.
Because of the cunt-cock shaped pancreas, type 1's need to inject insulin every time they eat or drink stuff with carbs in.
It is not caused by sugar.
Because of the cunt-cock shaped pancreas, type 1's need to inject insulin every time they eat or drink stuff with carbs in.
It is not caused by sugar.
Uneducated fuck: "Did too much sugar cause type 1 diabetes?"
Type 1 diabetic: "No, you fucking moron."
Type 1 diabetic: "No, you fucking moron."
by AngryFuck February 5, 2017
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Diabeetus is caused by having a glucose "high," when a person cannot either process sugars naturally or had to much over a span of time being obese.
Type 1 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the pancreas can't provide enough insulin to counteract the glucose.
Type 2 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the entire body fails to process sugars.
Type Infinity diabeetus is when one man consumes all of the glucose made in the entire universe and when all matter is processed into sugar that it consumes, so that only it exists and lives yet perishes after the consumption of all of the glucose to exist. This is the most bittersweet way to die eating what you like.
Type 1 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the pancreas can't provide enough insulin to counteract the glucose.
Type 2 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the entire body fails to process sugars.
Type Infinity diabeetus is when one man consumes all of the glucose made in the entire universe and when all matter is processed into sugar that it consumes, so that only it exists and lives yet perishes after the consumption of all of the glucose to exist. This is the most bittersweet way to die eating what you like.
by FSRueful January 12, 2019
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There are two types of diabetes, type 1 and type 2. Type 1 is when the pancreas doesn't function properly and type 2 is when you are over weight and it starts causing health problems. It really makes me mad when we are watching a health video in class and people say "diabetes is cause when you are over weight." I have diabetes myself and my friends or people I know look at me and judge me. People need to get it right. People need to become more educated on this subject.
Idiot: Haha dude look at this picture.
*picture of unhealthy food*
Idiotic Friend: OMG man that is diabetes in a picture! Haha
Idiot: ya man!
*picture of unhealthy food*
Idiotic Friend: OMG man that is diabetes in a picture! Haha
Idiot: ya man!
by Rosie101 May 24, 2014
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It all started with Wilford Brimley. A spokesman for Liberty Medical.
It all started with Wilford Brimley. A spokesman for Liberty Medical.
by Tdap October 9, 2008
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Deep-fried Oreos are common risk factors for the medical condition known as diabesity.
Deep-fried Oreos are common risk factors for the medical condition known as diabesity.
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Get the dibert mug.let’s start off with the basic stuff. dville is a shit hole. they find any reason to send someone to the office. oh and dress code sucks. it’s all about mesh and clear backpacks, holes have to be covered, shorts have to be finger tip length, shirts have to cover our asses when we wear leggings, etc… the emo kids are literally disgusting. those mofos have those stupid tics and wear stupid dog collars while stomping in those ugly ass boots. The rednecks, the weird freshman who act like they run this shit, the stoners, the nicotine fiends, the "fighters", the REAL fighters, the wannabe thugs, the absolute
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hoes and then the normal people. the school food taste like it was cooked in satans kitchen. the bread is hard as a mf rock, the milk is spoiled, the sandwiches are stone cold, the other food served is either just trash or not even edible. the only thing dville has going good for them is sports (beside volleyball because that shit isn’t a real sport). we literally get more than 12 demerits for headphones, dying our hair a none natural color, and for our phones out. half of y’all are so disgusting like do you know what personal hygiene is? on every single bus, there’s always one or more kids standing up everyday. the busses are always full and unsafe. if a kid fights to defend his or her self, the school doesn’t give a shit. it’s sad how bad a school can be. kids get bullied at football games but yet somehow we have the best student section on the coast. lol.
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