by Johnny B September 10, 2003
when a mans ass and nut hair intertwine with a neglected left-over piece of poo forming an uncomfortable knot.
Ian was attempting to cut out a dingle-berry, when he got a leg cramp and sliced his gooch and was rushed to emergency.
by Cadice January 27, 2006
A very small piece of shit intertwined with nut hairs and lint-balls from underwear. Dingle-berries are usually lodged via nut hairs on the upper inner thigh area next to the "scrotum pits " or inside the scrotum pits themselves. When dingle-berries age, they break free and attach themselves to underwear.
by J_B. November 28, 2007
by Pancakes. Strawberry pancakes February 11, 2023
A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.
Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.
by IronMikey April 12, 2023
These dingle berries are not for eating!
by NicklePickle November 06, 2003