Wet Dilbert

A new form of a "Wet Willy". Where someone spits into your ear while your in your cubicle at work. In this case you would usually dry your ear out with your tie.

Dilbert: Goddamnit, Mordac just spit in my ear across the southeastern cubicle near the window.

Dogbert: Wet Dilbert!

by res_fiction September 15, 2009

Dilbert

Slang term for penis used among computer geeks

k00L_h4k3r: hey babe, I got a giant Dilbert
cutegurl69: what?

by ghyslain is a faggot September 4, 2003

Dilbert hole

1. The female urethra. Not the same thing as the vagina, although clueless dudes frequently confuse the two.

2. Scott Adams, creator of the office-themed comic strip Dilbert, who thinks he’s a genius but is really an insufferable kook.

1. Some women derive sexual pleasure from inserting the tips of ballpoint pens or other narrow objects into the Dilbert hole. Occasionally done by female office workers due to the widespread availability of pens in the office.

2. Did you read about what Scott Adams said on YouTube the other day? He’s such a Dilbert hole!

by Unstable Sub-Genius February 25, 2023

dilbert

to throw a brick at a person or object, often with hatred and
disgust (or as an act of revenge)

That Kevin dude was annoying me all day so i dilberted his office and car *high 5*

by Jamie Saunders December 14, 2008

dilbert

a pointy green stubby plant that grows on a fagnolia tree grown by a naked midget that stains cement or you can throw at people.

hey man we wrote on the side of the pool with some fresh dilberts and then threw them at people in the pool today

by shawn pasley July 27, 2006

Dilbert

Anything representing utter stupidity or hate twoards utter stupidity.

by Dee-Devil February 5, 2003

Dilbert

A retarded mop that gives you a back ache when you use it. When you say it, you must say it as though you were menatlly retarded.

Hey Tori, I was using Dilbert and he made me want to shoot myself.

Whose Dilbert?

That retarded dollar store mop!

by Ashley and Tori May 29, 2007