by Joshua Paul Sarandos March 4, 2005
An idiot who thinks dike and lesbian are the same
Dike is not spelled dyke, and it does not mean lesbian. Dike is a geology term and dyke means nothing.
Dike is not spelled dyke, and it does not mean lesbian. Dike is a geology term and dyke means nothing.
by marsexo March 24, 2013
by Fucktarded Scarecrow November 19, 2009
The sexiest Nigerian man you'll ever lay your lonely eyes on. This the hardest working dude you'll ever meet. If you have the privilege of breathing the same air as a Dike, you no longer need to wake up in the mornings because at that moment, you can consider your life complete. A Dike is someone who is incredibly talented, compassionate, and intelligent. Dikes are often the ones who got away... so don't fuck it up.
Boy: "The internet says 'dike' is a long wall built to prevent flooding..."
Other Boy: "No, you uncultured swine. It's 'Dike', pronounced, 'D.K.' and he is fine as hell. A Dike would never with you. God, go read a book."
Other Boy: "No, you uncultured swine. It's 'Dike', pronounced, 'D.K.' and he is fine as hell. A Dike would never with you. God, go read a book."
by bugatti227 November 23, 2021
The word used to describe the activity of drinking at different pubs while using a bike to travel from pub to pub
Diking is not encouraged if you are either:
1. A terrible cyclist
2. Bad at holding your liquor
Diking is not encouraged if you are either:
1. A terrible cyclist
2. Bad at holding your liquor
Sam: Man, I'm so tired of going to the same old pub every Friday
Patrick: Well why don't we hit up multiple places this time!
Sam: and how will we do that?
Patrick: By going diking of course!
Patrick: Well why don't we hit up multiple places this time!
Sam: and how will we do that?
Patrick: By going diking of course!
by TreeStalker September 28, 2019
by heythereholly October 22, 2012
by FizzyMilk May 20, 2010