diffusing

Def: passing a large amount of gas, most commonly in a public place.

Hey craig i just came back from my jog, was diffusing hardcore on that last corner.

by cockblonk98 July 10, 2021

LOL diffusion

When "LOL" is used as qualifier used to diffuse tension at the end of a particularly serious statement. The user of this qualifier usually anticipates a negative reaction (the nature of which is either anger or awkwardness) from the listener, and uses "LOL" as a sheild to prevent any anger or offense from being reflected back toward them.

After posting a particularly passive aggressive Facebook post, user them comments on own post:

"PS.. This has nothing to do with any particular person, or anything else. If you are upset about this post then you may need to seek out and fix your issues. Lol"

Reader then takes offense.....

User says, "I said LOL, you can't get mad. I used LOL Diffusion!"

by gijomama November 20, 2013

Stable Diffusion

A tool for generating porn.

I use stable diffusion to generate porn.

by Mr. Spider GDRA February 27, 2024

Diffuse

Using the pathological male brain as a defense in order to defend from an attacker. Usually a good thing to do if you know the attacker is just a friend who is heated in the moment and you feel a fight is more or less unproductive. Also can be done through yelling at each other first then talking things out afterwards.

Cody: *stab*

Chase: *emotionally touches cody through tone of voice to trigger extreme love from cody which is a symptom of borderline personality disorder* *grabs knife while caught off guard* I just diffused.

by Naukloster July 5, 2018

diffuser

a code name for asshole

"oh yea! shove it in my diffuser daddy!"

by yaboymemelord April 24, 2018

diffusion

The movement of particles from an area of higher concentration to an area of lower concentration

I’m using diffusion to dry off my pants.

by bluestinger66 November 28, 2022

Shah Diffusion

The more extreme version of "Contagious Diffusion"; The process of an idea being spread EXTREMELY rapidly throughout a population.

I told my friend my crush, and within a day, everyone at my school knew who it was. She is a pro at Shah Diffusion.

by kfcmuncher May 18, 2024