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dickjiggler

Bro 1: Jerry was wearing spangly shoes today.

Bro 2: I know, he must be a dickjiggler
by its-dox December 9, 2012
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Dicklip

Dicklips
-noun
1. Someone who looks like (s)he takes a lot of "it" in the mouth.

2. An insult in which one states the recipient's lips resemble male genitals.

Dicklipin'
-verb
1. Failure to counter/rebound an insult
EX:
-noun
"Hey dicklips, why don't you do what you do best--suck it!"

-verb
"Oh snap, son. She's totally dicklipin'! She ain't got nothing!"
by TofuPanda August 15, 2009
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DickWipe

The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.
Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dickwipe that little bitch.
by Tommysalami May 23, 2008
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Dickipedia

noun A person, usually male, who feels the need to demonstrate his intelligence by correcting or elaborating on an often insignificant aspect of your story.
I hate having a conversation with that guy around. He is such a Dickipedia, like Cliff Clavin without the charm.
by Pdx Doug January 7, 2009
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dickwipe

v.: dickwiping
p.p.: dick wiped
title: dickwiper
adj.: dickwipe

v: reffering to the act of wiping one's front genital.

adj. same concept as asswipe,

a coward
a dumbass
a shit head
a fuckhead
an idiot
a homosexual, but non-bashingly, same as calling someone "a faggot" or something "gay", doesn't necessarily have to be homosexual, but would be funnier if used by homosexuals

"ya you keep telling me you didn't run away and I'll believe you, you dickwipe"
v: you asshole, you look like you've got much experiance in dickwiping, I could hire you.

p.p.: every morning, he was dick-wiped by his girlfriend, shit almost shone through his pants.

title: "yeah right after I won the lottery, I hired a dickwiper"

adj.: "you're such a stupid fucking dickwipe
by Axel Sel December 21, 2013
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Dickrip

When a man's dick is so big that it physically rips a girl's vagina in half
Bro 1: Dude, I gave this virgin a dickrip last night
Bro 2: Woah, she's never gonna call you back.
by 50x a virgin July 30, 2014
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DickDip

When a male pushes his dick against a short male or female and has to dip to get to the ass.
Guy: Bruh, did he just DickDip
Guy2: ayeeee get it, get it
Guy: Dick dip ayeeeee
by Leotin September 11, 2014
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