Dick Fingers

When you usually get your nails done and the one time you don’t you have Dick Fingers

Now that my fake nails fell off it looks like I have Dick Fingers

by Ryder31! April 4, 2020

Dick Fingers

The opposite of the Midas Touch. Instead of things turning to gold they get fucked.

Everything was great until Sally ruined it with her dick fingers. Now my car is on fire.

by mustadio87 December 3, 2020

Dick Fingers

Mainly used when referring to your apprentice or anyone of or is lacking the appropriate hand skills to perform the job or task adequately.

"Dick fingers over here can't even put a fucking light bulb in for fuck sakes."

by Bigfakedognuts July 13, 2021

Dick Fingers

When I Guy dose not wash his hands after touching his penis (from using the restroom or masturbating)

Boys should always wash your hands after touching yourself because they could have dick fingers

by Dr_jurassic July 25, 2021

Dick Fingers

When your finger smell like dick and smegma.

Andrea didn’t wash her hands after rubbing Adam’s stinky dick. We called her dick fingers because her fingers smelt like smegma.

by Myrtleton November 22, 2024

Dick Fingers

Dirty dick fingers that smell like smegma.

Andrea didn’t wash her hands after playing with Adam’s stinky dick. Her fingers smelt like smegma so we all called her dick fingers.

by Myrtleton November 22, 2024

Snotty Dickfinger

It’s when you sneeze in your hand then have a wank

John John sneezed in his hand then tore one off with his snotty dickfinger

by Casey317 May 13, 2025