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by Lightning Mcdouble April 4, 2021

Self diagnosed

A 14 year old who listens to xxxtentacion

“I listen to x and he makes me depressed” no your just a self diagnosed gai boi

by Tight butthole July 2, 2019

Internet Diagnosing

The act of searching medical websites to match real or imagined symptoms in oneself or ones friends and family. This automatically makes the searcher a medical expert and this person is usually known for their hypochondriac tendencies and uncanny abilities to drive you nuts.

Woman A: (cough) "I'm not feeling so hot."

Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"

Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."

Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"

by mel268 July 7, 2010

self-diagnosed

someone who 100 percent definitely has a mental illness because they want to have one for some dumb reason and any attempts to say they don't are absolutely false for some reason because 14 yr old white girls are terrifying and you must never argue with them.

white girl: I have self-diagnosed depression
Normal person: No you don't
White girl: You dare oppose me mortal?

by suckmyteninchpp January 19, 2021

diagnostic

A combination of two agnostics.

Thomas: I'm agnostic!
Anya: I'm agnostic, too!
Thomas: That makes us a diagnostic!

Person 1: I know these Siamese twins who think the existence of God is unknowable.

Person 2: Ah, yes, another case of diagnosticism.

by Thanya October 20, 2012

diagnostisizing

The present participle for diagnosis that I definitely didn't make up and put on urban dictionary for this assignment

The therapist couldn't figure out the patient's diagnosis even after much diagnostisizing

by Zangbeastt December 16, 2020

dual diagnosis

having both a psychiatric disorder and a substance abuse/dependence disorder

Rob experienced an episode of major depression and began self-medicating with alcohol. Now he has to battle his depression which has been compounded by alcohol abuse. Dual diagnosis must be accurately assessed and addressed for the patient to regain full mental health

by vango215 April 22, 2014