dfir

dick flavor inside rear (dfir) - asshole and rectum properly seasoned by the penetration of dick

There was some tasty dfir coming from Tyler's gluteus maximus.

by cha616 September 3, 2022

DFILF

Daughter's friends I'd like to fuck.
When your daughter has hot, sexy friends and you would love to do very bad things to them. Over the age of 18 of course.

Damn, damn, DAMN! Look at all those DFILF!

by QuozzerX May 5, 2006

DFIU

Don't Fuck It Up

I'm giving you this task DFIU

by Livinlikelarryinabullshitislan August 13, 2016

DFIIYLI™ {di-fii-why-ehl-ai}

DFIIYLI™ {di-fii-why-ehl-ai}

D.F.I.I.Y.L.I. - Don't fight it if you like it!

This is our life's greatest motto. If you want to do something, just do it. Don't fight it if you like it! :)

www.facebook.com/DFIIYLI

A: Dude, let's drink tonight!
B: I don't wanna drink. I'll just go with you guys and might go home early.

(After a few hours, they all got drunk and wasted.)

DFIIYLI™ {di-fii-why-ehl-ai} - Don't fight it if you like it!

by arnelreodique August 22, 2011

DFIJW

Short for "Da Fuck I Just Watch?" An exclamatory question used when one is subjected to a messed-up video on the internet. Used mainly through text/messaging.

tonya99: hey mike, watch this... www.2girls1cup.com
mike11: ...
tonya 99: what you think?
mike11: DFIJW?

by jonnyoxygen18 March 20, 2015

dfing

Double fisting.

Taking two fists up your preferred sex hole.

Two penises or two dildos suffice as well.

Stylized as DFing.

Mostly used as an Instagram hashtag.

Omg. I spent the night double fisting my boyfriend with my neighbor. #DFing.

by Trendshnetter September 15, 2016

dfid

Dumb Fucking Irrelevant Dumbass.
Used to trick people into looking like retards.

Yo Kevin I saw you in the DFID enclosure the other day.

by Dfid enclosure November 4, 2019