Girl: I don't want to go to school on december 17th
Boy: Why?
Girl: Decamber 17th 2021 was the most shooter school threats
Boy: Why?
Girl: Decamber 17th 2021 was the most shooter school threats
by Queer_here69 December 17, 2021

Guy:Hey dude today is December 17th
Other guy:bro did you forget? It’s Ike’s birthday
Guy:oh I forgot!
Other guy and guy:happy birthday ike!
Other guy:bro did you forget? It’s Ike’s birthday
Guy:oh I forgot!
Other guy and guy:happy birthday ike!
by Tankmansimp December 14, 2021

by Shadow Hunter December 17, 2021

National post your bestfriend day.
Bella: what day is it today?!
Mark: are you kidding me? Everyone knows it’s December 17th National post your bestfriend day.
Mark: are you kidding me? Everyone knows it’s December 17th National post your bestfriend day.
by Slaypuassyyy December 17, 2022

National Burger King Foot Lettuce Day!
Break into your local Burger King and shove your feet in some lettuce!
Break into your local Burger King and shove your feet in some lettuce!
Worker: why is everyone breaking in and shoving their feet into our lettuce!?
Other worker: It’s December 17th!
Other worker: It’s December 17th!
by anonymous December 18, 2020

Goop Day! a day in which we celabrate the Crab!! get all your freinds togeth and have a goopy time!!! slosh around and hangout , dont forget the sacrafice at 3am though … but other then that you have goolish goopyastic time ppl!!! :D
by Proxion (AKA CRAB LOVER) December 1, 2023

Her: Do yk that December 17th is national make out with your partner day?
Him: I will be over in min!
Him: I will be over in min!
by ReaperRed69 December 11, 2022
