December 17th

National post your bestfriend day.

Bella: what day is it today?!

Mark: are you kidding me? Everyone knows it’s December 17th National post your bestfriend day.

by Slaypuassyyy December 17, 2022

december 17th

the anniversary of spider-man no way home

man 1: whats the date?
man 2: its december 17th!
man 1: so?
man 2: its the anniversary if spider-man no way home!!

by knightwing08 December 17, 2022

December 17th

National Burger King Foot Lettuce Day!
Break into your local Burger King and shove your feet in some lettuce!

Worker: why is everyone breaking in and shoving their feet into our lettuce!?
Other worker: It’s December 17th!

by anonymous December 18, 2020

December 17th

Ditch day. It is the 2nd ditch day of december.
Everyone ditches school for a second time.

Teacher “Where is everyone”
Student “Its december 17th”

by School is bad December 6, 2021

December 17th

Aspen appreciation day

Friend one: Here's a present!!
Friend 2: Dude what's this for
Friend one: It's December 17th!!
Friend two: yeah so its not Christmas yet?
Friend One: Yeah but its Aspen appreciation day!

by Kiidoes December 8, 2021

December 17th

Ikes birthday is in December 17th

Guy:Hey dude today is December 17th
Other guy:bro did you forget? It’s Ike’s birthday
Guy:oh I forgot!
Other guy and guy:happy birthday ike!

by Tankmansimp December 14, 2021

December 17th

Give one of your home head day

Tom - Its December 17th
Jake - Fuck no I can't suck you off
Tom - Get on your knees

by YesIDoLoveHead December 15, 2021