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walking dead

When a man comes in a woman's eyes and she is left to stagger around with her arms outstretched, looking for something to clean up with.
After I popped on her face, she did the Walking Dead until she found her way into the bathroom and flushed the goo out of her eyes.
by Uncle Merkin May 24, 2016
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The Walking Dead

Any person under the age of 35 who is either (A) married, (B) engaged, or (C) is a parent. They move around society, imitating the motions of the living... but--come on, we all know--they're The Walking Dead.

Any member of such class that becomes a personal friend is upgraded to the category of "Zombie Pal"
Old Friend #1: It's so good to reconnect with everybody from high school. What ever happened to Kyle?
Old Friend #2: Man... you didn't hear? He's married with two kids.
Old Friend #1: ...oh, no. The Walking Dead, huh? Rest in peace, Kyle
by D. Sanchez III November 21, 2014
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the walking dead

the best tv show you will ever watch <3

if i hear someone say they don't like twd. ima beat the shit outta that bitch.

(rosita be owning the whole show doe)
person 1 "omg, the walking dead is so good wtf."
person 2 "I KNOW RIGHT!"

person 1 "DUDE THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT WAS SO GOOD!"
person 3 "Wtf, u guys like the walking dead? its so shit."
person 1&2 "get the fuck out ❤️"
by gayforfictionalcharacters July 27, 2020
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Dead man walking

US: A death row prisoner on his terminal walk to eternity inherites the unenviable title of 'dead man walking'.
As the prisoner set of for his last walk to the gas chamber the other con's slowly shook there heads from side to side and muttered 'dead man walking'.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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The walking dead

The best show tv has ever seen. It stars Andrew Lincoln has the main character a(rick grimes), and Norman Reedus

as is best friend. Quite frankly 2 of the best chacaters of all time
Dude1 = have you watched the walking dead . Negan is so bad a33

Dude2 = ye isnt he
by Girls123 June 29, 2017
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The walking dead

Someone who has made a non conscious choice to forever alter their dna with an EUA drug therapy that wasn’t vetted properly. They’re usually halfwits that have a level of curiosity that goes as far as “fact-checking”, but no further, which unfortunately now means they’re walking dead.
You can’t blame her for having her head so far up her ass dude, she’s the walking dead, imagine how you’d feel in that position.
by DOINKDAYS July 13, 2022
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The Walking Dead

A mediocre television series that has somehow amassed great popularity. Features lame acting and even worse special effects.
Person A: Did you hear about Glenn's death on The Walking Dead?
Person B: Yeah, for a moment I mistook it for a ketchup commercial though.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 27, 2016
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