dazzler

an extremely sexy person whom one might find at the zoo.

little girl: mom who is that girl by the dolphin exhibit wearing the short skirt and bikini top?
mom: don't worry, thats just a dazzler

by sheils July 19, 2005

Mr Dazzles

When a person of male gender is homosexualy dressed and looks suspiciously outlined as anti-straight.
Mis-ter Daz-zles

Jacques : Should i keep this shirt, its really tight on me

Megan : No way! That shirt is realy gay, you'll look like Mr Dazzles!

Mr soft Mr Gay bob

by Michael T-G July 27, 2011

Floyd Central Dazzler

Noun
Girls under the influence of “the cheerleader effect” on a much more egotistical level. Can range from dumbass blonde to evil manipulative brunette, but everyone knows a Floyd Central Dazzler when they see one.

That bitch Tiffany cheated on me with a dude name chad.
A dude named chad!? She must’ve been a Floyd Central Dazzler.

by Idekwhatiwanttonamemyselfwtf June 29, 2019

dazzers

Swimming trunks or swimming costume, male or female.

"Have you brought your dazzers with you?"
"Nah, I'm going in in the nuddy."

by digger dee May 12, 2007

Tatty Dazzler

A harsh, raucous sounding release of flatulence unique to individuals suffering from advanced hemorrhoids

"Eh Wilson, did the bilge-gas balloons burst again last night?"
"No that were Midshipman Pettigrew, firing off a right "Tatty Dazzler".
He'll be wanting some unguent for that.
Sounds like his barnacles have turned into goose-neck barnacles!"

by Blub Maestro March 8, 2021

Dazzler

A Dandy, a showy homosexual, pedantic with fashion.

"Oh Honey you really are a Dazzler!"
"Thanks sweety"

by Edward December 9, 2003

bobby dazzler

A shot of semen to the head of an unexpecting/passed out individual. The following morning the hair and jizzum create a prism like rainbow called a Bobby Dazzler.

Oh sweet Jesus I was given a Bobby Dazzler in the evening

by O boy it's E May 12, 2007