David Beckham

A God

A Footballer in England, a socer fag in America

a cool guy

Alex: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAVID BECKHAM!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!! Fuck YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Look at his fucking amazing ass body/face
I want to just go over there and rape him right now

Tony: shut up

by ALEXFUCKINGBECKHAM January 16, 2008

david beckham

Kaelis freaking bomb the house dad...aka the krispy kreme gangsta of futbol!

hey your skills are weak, check out mine they're david beckham!

by annabelle16 March 4, 2008

David Beckham

A very skilled, very attractive, very popular soccer(football) player. He is married to Victoria Beckham and they have 3 sons. David Beckham is quite possibly the sexiest man alive.

Lexy: Did you hear!?
Nora: What?
Lexy: David Beckham just scored 3 goals in one game!!!
Nora: Wow! He's soo skilled and soo hott! I want to meet him so badly!

by LadyLex13 July 9, 2010

David Beckhamandcheese

A funny name to represent a footballer that is a fatass or obsese as fuck.

Chris: What team do you play for?
John: LA Galaxy
Chris: How much you weight?
John:410 pounds
Chris: GAH DAHM!!! YOU FUCKIN DAVID BECKHAMANDCHEESE!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023