The Dasani Scheme is when public (usually outdoor) events sell Dasani waters only or advertise more than other brands of bottled water. There is actually larger amounts of sodium (salt) in Dasani’s water than other bottled water brands. Can also be referred to as a Dasani Scam.
Person 1: “Ugh, I went to the State Fair yesterday by myself and saw an entire family of eight fall for the fair’s shamefully obvious Dasani Scam.”
Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
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