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dåseanansmissionær 

A dåseanansmissionær is a Danish term describing a missionary of canned pineapple. The term is used to describe a great person chosen by God to ensure that everyone on earth gets to experience the greatness of canned pineapple.
They have great taste when it comes to food and if you are lucky enough to stumble upon one make sure to appreciate them.

They can be difficult to identify as there are no physical signs of being a dåseanansmissionær however they do tend to be very beautiful people and great company.
See that girl over there, she is pretty and looks like she is great fun, I bet you she is a dåseanansmissionær!
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a real bad bitch with big motion and out the way with all the bullshit.
dareana by saint louis November 19, 2023
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