Crust bucket

Someone who usually wipes their shit with their hand and then smells it for sexual pleasure.

Bob: hey I know that guys he's a total crust bucket.

Jeff: he just shook my hand...

by Granddaddylongcock March 3, 2016

Crust bucket

A very shitty, rusted, and therefore crusty car.
Like compared to a rusty can.
Not an old classic car thats in bad condition, more like a small ford or a chevy made in the 90's

I call this my crust bucket, enter with caution.

Just bought a crust bucket on craigslist it was only 500 bucks!
*breaks down in a week

by Blondetorage October 13, 2015

Crustrocket

Crustrocket is when you didn't shower in several weeks and your dick turned into a crusty, brownish looking piece of shit

"Dude, my shower broke and i can't get rid of my crustrocket, i need to shower at your place"

by Oniichan38 August 27, 2018

Soulard Rustbucket

When you're eating a girls butthole and she's on her period. Some of the blood leaks down on your tongue making it taste like a rusty penny.

Man I was trying to toss This bitch's salad last night and her period blood leaked down into my mouth. Tasted like a soulard rustbucket

by Ron Rico June 24, 2017