Drunk clown's mouth

having had so much anal sex, your rectum feels slack.

After spending the night with Steve, Adam's hole felt as slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Crow's Flight

The shortest distance from Point A to B without factoring in things like traffic, highways etc.

"Dude, this site says she is only 25 miles away"
"25 miles by a crow's flight"

by KyleReese November 13, 2009

Clown's pocket

A Clown's pocket is a saggy pussy.

If you keep doing that, you will have a Clown's pocket.

by HornyBitch6105299498 May 15, 2006

clown's pastie

An absolute disgusting crispy semen coverered bulbous labia example of a slags pastie aka a drunkards late night meal. Most likely diseased, and wears fake prada and orange makeup.

Rupert phoned the clinic with much hesitation about his blistered knob and his wife's clown's pastie

by Loopydave December 17, 2018

Crohn's Top Shelf

This consists of a top shelf (defecating in the water tank of a toilet) performed by someone who is suffering from the symptoms of Crohn's Disease. This condition is marked by peristent loose and watery stools which may include blood. This causes a particularly unpleasant and messy surprise for the next person to flush.

Dude last week me and Eric and Damon were at a bar in Halifax and the fucktard bouncer tried to kick those two out 'cause the three of us were asking girls for blumpkins. Luckily they missed me and I went to the can to give 'em a Crohn's Top Shelf for their trouble. My Crohn's was particularly bad that day so I left them a bloody diarhea stew in the tank.

by Royd September 28, 2008

Crown Surprise

to add one chicken nugget to the top middle of any sandwich (usually beef) at Burger King

Burger King Employee #1: "What a pleasant customer! I wish all customers were that courteous."

Burger King Employee #2: "Yeah, I totally just gave him the Crown Surprise on his Whopper."

by Balkman January 9, 2009

Crow's Face

The act of cumming on a girls face and then throwing feathers on it.

For Halloween Marni wanted to look like a bird, so Elias gave her a Crow's Face.

by Isharted69 October 31, 2011