Double Dick Crosser

This is the opposite of a beard and is when a straight male acts gay around women to hang around them naked and then have sex with them

" Hey Jim, that gay dude is always getting invited to chicks sleepovers." " I bet he's a double dick crosser.. ."

by nerdy9 March 2, 2016

The Crossfire

A sexual act in which two people stand with their asses on eac h side of a third person's face who is kneeling. Then, simultaneously both standing partners shart on the kneeling partner's face. Thus creating a "crossfire".

This can also be known as "the double barrel".

Sean and Brent just gave Toby The Crossfire. They had Taco Bell an hour prior as well....

by Wussmonster March 2, 2010

line crosser

A person that has to do exactly what you tell them not to do, usually a smaller child, or annoying older child, or an adult with childish tendencies or ADD. This is not limited to just crossing lines, and also involves situations much like the following: "don't touch my hair" (at this point, the "line crosser" would poke the persons hair while saying "tooouuuchh") line crossers also have tenancies to be unimaginative, and do things like finding something, and naming it "Bob", "Fred" or "George" because they can think of nothing more original. (nothing against those names of people, just random objects) it is perfectly legal, and in fact, encouraged to smack line crossers when they do what they do, because it will eventually show them that in the real world, they will be beat up by people bigger than them.

PERSON#1: "Ok, i am on this side of the line, *points to line in sidewalk* now don't cross it please"
LINE CROSSER: *puts a toe/finger across the line* "look, i crossed it!"
PERSON#1: *smacks line crosser* "wtf did i say?!?"

by titagula November 30, 2010

Animal Crosser

One who plays the video game Animal Crossing, consistently, to the point that it takes over almost all aspects of his/her life.

One who is an Animal Crosser might say...
"Wow i just won the bug off! Now my life is complete!"

by Katrinacoff January 23, 2014

Chrysler Crossfire

Definatly the coolest chrysler to date, the back end is so sexy. Also it's fast, loud, and gorgeous. Will be my first car in a few months. Fast, beautiful, sports car.

tyler: DAMNNNN bro davon just pulled into school in a chrysler crossfire! that thing is badasssss!

armando: yeah man i know i wish i was as cool as him. :(

by dayboy July 9, 2009

crossfire hurricane

A catergory 5 hurricane which exceeds the perimeter of the wind volocities and forms tornados in the inner eyewall. For example: Hurricane Irma

The British Virgin Islands were decimated in a crossfire hurricane in September 2017

by Bvigirl December 12, 2017

crossler middle school

This school Is filled with mostly kids who are too dumb to wipe their own ass but worry about they’re appearance, there’s whores, bitches, crackheads, teacher pets, weeaboos, furries, bullies, basic chicks, and so on and so forth, also there’s kids who love to do stupid stuff such as have blowjobs, smoke pot, drink, disrespect school staff, have fights, spread rumors, basically like Sprague night school, but much more worst.Some kids also get offended for stupid reasons and girls just stare at other girls with hate when they barely even know them.

This school staff is fine though.

School staff:Welcome to Crossler middle school!

Average student:Hi How are you?

Popular kid:*looks in disgusted*...

Average student:*gets nervous*

by Frogggys January 27, 2019