Crayola Syndrome

When a male's sexual reproductive organ lacks girth. When erect it resembles that of a Crayola Marker, dainty and pointed. Lacks ability to deliver sexual pleasure.

How was the sex? Well, I found out he had Crayola Snydrome

Crayola Syndrome

by kikikik March 5, 2011

crayola crayons

The most badass way to do your highschool art project!

"Tommy is such a badass! He did his whole highschool art project with his crayola crayons!"

by Max Gaming 03 (YT) March 7, 2017

crayola turd

Crayola is a brand of crayons.
Turd= poop (shit)

Crayola Turd - leaves marks on the bowl as it is being flushed

I just left a crayola turd.

by JD May 8, 2008

Crayola shit

when shit leaves streak marks inside the toilet bowl from it being so shitty

i just took a crayola shit. wanna seeeeeeeeeeee

by whatisthisidontevenno December 12, 2010

Crayola Cock-Pit

Is when 5 men, perferrably in their 40's, sit in a cave and after listening to David Koresh'es teaching on audio cassette tapes, dye there penises opposing colors for initiation into their bridge club.

Token Black Guy #1
"I think having a crayola cock-pit is the best thing John Cusack has done, with his actin career."

Token Black Guy #2
"For sheezee"

by RachelleF July 31, 2008

Crayola Girl

A girl who others see her as the one who would masturbate with a crayola marker in their spare time.

Man, She is such a crayola girl!

How do you know?

You can just tell dude.

by BandgeekG May 21, 2009

Crayola Bukkake Party

When a girl wears way too much make up and has drawn on eyebrows.

Oh my word Becky look at Kim’s face! She looks like she was the center or a Crayola bukkake party!

by Terrible Tal December 12, 2019