Crabs

A crustaceous creature contracted after stealing an underaged girl's "P" at camp. You may think your cool at first until you begin to take on crab-like characteristics. Bubbling at the mouth, a redish coloration of the face, and even super-human aggression. The only way to rid these from your nutz is to stand on the bow of a boat while making a thrusting motion into a high powered fan.

John thought he was the shit after being called a pedifile at summer camp until he realized he had crabs all up in his ass.

Crabs by summercamper April 19, 2006

Crabs

A creature from the sea that makes its way to happy beach goers privates and attacks them with their snippy things. Snip snip. Snippity snip. Can be passed on through sex and the use of pubics. Hightly visible through clothes and other items to hide your bits due to their vast size. An STI with a purpose :)

Man: Alison whats that crawling up your leg?

Alison: Oh shit im getting crabs.

Man: Shit no sex for me, I have pubic.

Crabs by Wabbz June 23, 2008

crabs

Crabs- adj. Mechanized Dandruff

Not on your head, not on your shoulders, but in your crotch.

crabs by AdamnJenn September 19, 2005

crabs

word used that the "blood" gang that defines their enemy the "crips"

yo...lets go pop those 186 crabs

crabs by NAVJULCAYAARONBRANJOEL December 28, 2005

crabs

A nickname for a woman who has pubic lice or has had the condition a number of times. Often wears the little critters as a badge of honor and adopts little pet names for each individual crab.

Crabs works at Costco, but beware she didn't get that nickname from selling seafood.

crabs by Uglyyellowcar March 14, 2008

crabs

sit or stand on the seat, Andrews crabs jump 10 feet.

well, yeah they do man. it ain't pretty some guy died last week from itchin all day.

crabs by instigationmachine September 12, 2004

Crabs

Lice that is called crabs when on humans. When on animals its called mange. It burrows into the hair follicle.

Crabs causes scratching, hair follicles bumpy from lice burrowing, hair falling out. Can be transmitted from toilet seats, from dog to dog, human to human, very contagious.

Crabs by Dr. Some day October 18, 2008