crabby pants

Being in an irritable, grumpy mood.

"Jeez, who's wearing the crabby pants today?"
"Hey -- cheer up and take off the crabby pants."

by Panamax April 23, 2006

Crabby Claw

The process of taking ones thumb and middle finger and pressing them extreamly hard on ones arm flab while yelling CRABBY CLAW! This usually results in extream pain to the person you are doing it too.

I crabby clawed the shit out of nick yesterday.

by David Maleh April 12, 2008

crabby patty

Someone who comes to work EVERY day in a bad mood.

Sarah is such a crabby Patty

by Her Boss May 7, 2004

Crabby Claw

This requires two people. One people must take their thumb and index finger, and pinch that tricep of the other person's, without them suspecting it. This usually results in a lot of pain if done correctly, and a slap in the face.

Yo I just crabby claw'ed the shit out of Dave the other day.

by Nick Diodato April 12, 2008

Crabby Patty

A hamburger from In- N - Out. Secret-Secret Menu, with 2 buns covered in Thousand Island dressing, then grilled to create a magnificent burger. Limited time only.

"Can I get a crabby patty, I love that burger."

by John Dickens May 30, 2008

Crabby Patty

AKA - Urinal Cake

"CRABBY PATTY" - The unusual foreign object you find in Mens Urinals

by SloppyShocker July 12, 2011

crabby swanks

pants that look fly as hell but make you walk weird.

i like these pants but they give me crabby swanks.

by diggle whisper June 13, 2017