crabby pants

Being in an irritable, grumpy mood.
"Jeez, who's wearing the crabby pants today?"
"Hey -- cheer up and take off the crabby pants."
by Panamax April 23, 2006
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Crabby Claw

The process of taking ones thumb and middle finger and pressing them extreamly hard on ones arm flab while yelling CRABBY CLAW! This usually results in extream pain to the person you are doing it too.
by David Maleh April 12, 2008
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crabby patty

Someone who comes to work EVERY day in a bad mood.
by Her Boss May 7, 2004
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Crabby Claw

This requires two people. One people must take their thumb and index finger, and pinch that tricep of the other person's, without them suspecting it. This usually results in a lot of pain if done correctly, and a slap in the face.
Yo I just crabby claw'ed the shit out of Dave the other day.
by Nick Diodato April 12, 2008
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Crabby Patty

A hamburger from In- N - Out. Secret-Secret Menu, with 2 buns covered in Thousand Island dressing, then grilled to create a magnificent burger. Limited time only.
"Can I get a crabby patty, I love that burger."
by John Dickens May 30, 2008
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Crabby Patty

"CRABBY PATTY" - The unusual foreign object you find in Mens Urinals
by SloppyShocker July 12, 2011
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Crabby Lane

A place for grouchy or ill tempered individuals
Wow Jim! You just took a hard right down Crabby Lane!
by Jusdecs October 1, 2009
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