Phantom Crapper

A person, usually a co-worker in your office, who consistently fouls up the bathroom to such a degree that he himself is embarrased to leave the stall until everyone has left in sheer terror. The only way you recognize the Phantom Crapper is by the smell of death emmitted from his stall, oh and by his shoes visible from under the stall door.

Ron: "Man, I made the mistake of taking a leak while the Phantom Crapper was in there. The stench was so overwhelming I had to cut it off midstream and evacuate."

Paul: "Any idea who it is? I will make sure not to use the restroom while he's in there."

Ron: "No idea, he never leaves the stall due to embarrassment. He's a Phantom Crapper."

by Freddie T March 17, 2008

Crystal Chappell

Crystal Chappell is a soap actress who has become even more widely known because of her portrayal of Olivia Spencer (on Guiding Light) and 1/2 of the supercouple Otalia.

Crystal is now currently employed on Days of Our Lives and is working closely with writer Kim Turrisi and director Hope Royaltey on their new web-based show Venice.

"Did you see how awesome Crystal Chappell was on the show yesterday? She should win an Emmy!"

"Crystal Chappell is THE goddess of daytime TV."

by K8eistrubl August 22, 2009

Capping

basically a brand new word for lying

Jack: I just made basketball shot from ten feet
Drake: Mann, quit capping

by Addictively June 14, 2016

Crapper Condom

The thin round piece of paper found in public restrooms. It is used to place on the toilet seat to protect oneself from ass fungus.

"Dude, they didn't have any crapper condoms in the mall restroom, so I shit my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry."

by Alan1999 August 4, 2008

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper

This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.

Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.

by ---->In.Need.Of.A.Toilet<---- July 23, 2009

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"

"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

Crappy Sack

Crappy Sack is a game identical to hacky sack except you can play with any sort of object EXCEPT a traditional ball or hacky sack. The most common objects used are empty beer cans or keg cups. Other objects can include, but are not limited to: crumpled up paper, wallets, bottle caps, and cell phones.

If you are playing with several people at once and the crappy sack makes it around to each person without hitting the ground, a Crap is achieved and everyone rejoices. Not an easy feat when plastered.

Person 1: You guys want to get a round of crappy sack in?
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about??

by MotorboatinSOB October 30, 2007