A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

Getting couple scrolls in

Phrase used to describe the act of picking up a mobile phone, opening a social media app, and casually scrolling through the feed a few times. Often implies a brief, habitual check-in on social media content.

Every time I hand my friend my phone to show a funny TikTok video, he ends up getting couple scrolls in before actually watching it.

by moneytea August 16, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025

Exilelu Eliza Coupe's Middle Finger Knuckle

Exilelu Eliza Coupe's Middle Finger Knuckle

Exilelu Eliza Coupe's Middle Finger Knuckle

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

couple of shunts

Term given for intercourse that doesn't last that long.

"You take that gunter home last night?"

"Aye, a couple of shunts and she was satisfied."

by princeinpieces November 24, 2009

A couple fries short of a Happy Meal

Nuts, Crazy

That guy is making no sense at all. He must be a couple fries short of a Happy Meal

by nolaughingmatter May 23, 2010