Carpeting the garden

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass

Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay

by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017

Tea Carpeting

Verb: When a girl with a massively unshaven bikini area puts her lady parts in your face, similar to "Tea bagging" in males.

My girlfriend was getting frisky and surprised me during "No shave November" by full on Tea Carpeting me

by Salty17 November 20, 2012

cousting

cock jousting. Like the medieval version, but using your cock as the lance. Not to be confused with clousting

To amuse themselves Eddy and James would often indulge in a spot of cousting

by Philippe Flopp May 4, 2006

kelly cornering

Kelly cornering is the act of drunk talking to someone at a party or bar. You continue to talk to the person and tell them your life story even when said person is trying to leave. You slowly lead/talk them into a corner that they can't get out of.

Stop Kelly cornering that person they don't want to hear your story.

by Gerberdaisy422 March 2, 2014

closeting

The act of a guy and a girl going into a closet at their friend's house, in order to get away from the sounds of their other friends getting busy on the futon in the living room. The guy and the girl in the closet then get busy themselves.

Dude, we were closeting to get away from the sound of the two of them dry humping

by Cause of closeting October 11, 2010

coasting

to be drunk and blazed where you feel really chill and you're just coasting along.. you're just chillin.

mo are you drunk?

nah im coasting... feelin good and blazed

by moseph moseph August 13, 2008

coasting money

Money you have saved up while working at a shitty job that allows you to quit and live off of your savings for a while until you find another shitty job.

Yeah, I've been out of work for a two weeks but I've been living off of my coasting money so I'm in no hurry to get another job.

by nlitwiller December 14, 2008