John Corduroy

A man who despises anything other than corduroy pants. He has the ability to infinitely generate corduroy pants, and morph them into any recognizable man-made object. The source of all of his corduroy pants is unknown.

HE HATES SLACKS.

Guy 1: We need to hide, man. I heard John Corduroy just escaped from the Slack Slammer.
Guy 2: OH SHIT OH FUCKING ASS HELL OH SHIT

John Corduroy: I'm kill.

by Brinefender January 13, 2024

Furry corduroy

When female walk and her hairy pussy make noise like the corduroy

I knew it was female (put any name) when she can up in the dark sounding of her pussy making furry corduroy noise

by Burt L. Stien March 21, 2022

corduroy rips

Going fast and ripping through the corduroy-like snow while skiing/snowboarding.

“Yo Brock! You wanna hit the back bowls for some corduroy rips later today?”

by Dirty_dale100 January 13, 2021

corduroy jacket with a Levi’s tag

A particularly vicious sex act where one person vigorously rubs their facial stubble up and down their partner's back, creating parallel red lines of irritation that resemble the wales of a corduroy jacket.

The act is only considered complete when a specific spot, usually the lower back or a shoulder blade, is rubbed completely raw into a single, bright red patch—the "Levi’s tag."

Dude, I had to wear a turtleneck to work. Stacy gave me a full corduroy jacket with a Levi’s tag last night and my back looks like a scratched-up vinyl record.

by Someone else's neighbor October 22, 2025