Cookiefuck

The entrance to a fat girl's heart through a cookie in the vagina a la 'Insert Coin'.

Mike: Dude you totally got laid last night.
Juan: Really? Shit I was so drunk
Mike: Yeah with Emily too
Juan: OH GOD NO.
Mike: I was surprised too, she's a big conservative but you cookiefucked her pretty bad.

by lambdaradiation February 28, 2014

CookieGreatest

The cutest, hottest, most fucking amazing person on this planet. A caring individual who always makes sure to help others. Also the best girlfriend ever. I love you, Cooki!

Cooki: Hi, I'm CookieGreatest.
Acc: *CUMS AGRESSIVELY*

by Acctuality November 12, 2020

Cookiepuss

A person who is to afraid to do shit.

"Joey decided to stay indoors rather than go out, I guess you could say he's a cookiepuss"

by Glenn Coco Batfac3 May 18, 2018

cookiegender

Cookiegender is the gender association of being attracted sexually or mentally to cookies of all sorts. Some extreme cases of cookiegender are those who cover themselves in cookie crumbs to feel as close to the real thing.

“Because I am cookiegender, I like to stick cookies in my ass to feel to feel the chocolate melt and bring me to orgasm”

“Wtf bro I asked if you wanted a cookie”

by Smarticles March 11, 2021

Cookie Guy

A faggot

Look at this stupid fuckin' cookie guy

by Mill carton at night December 28, 2019

Cookie Guy

The Cookie Guy is a twunk that loves snickerdoodles and chocolate chip cookies.

Me: I need to peg that Cookie Guy right now.

by Piggyaru April 4, 2022

CookieBoy

People who are always being taken care by their overprotective mums and keeping up with their rules. Sleeping early, never getiing out of the house, and always scared to do aomething that might harm. Other word can be pussy. Why is it cookie boy because they say he is Always eating cookies at home.
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Bro he's such a CookieBoy he Always listens to his mum.

by egfsg654654 January 21, 2019