Conk

Someone who looks incredibly washed up. Typically with greasy hair, still thinks cargo shorts are trendy, and most likely in the anime club. The absolute embodiment of a discord/reddit admin.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about that kid the other day?"
Friend 2: "What about him?"
Friend 1: I heard he online dates on discord!"
Friend 2: "Woah, what a conk."

by okipullup April 30, 2020

conk

conk is the doggo term for the drink coke or coca-cola, as doggos lack the proper pronunciation for hooman English.

Doge: why does dis bepis taste different?
Gabe: it was conk!
Doge: you have betrayed me!

by Skipperdogman September 29, 2017

Conk

Conk < Bepis

Conk = Bad
Bepis = Good

Someone: Bepis suk conk better

Me: no u

by AntiXG June 25, 2021

Conk

A gimp/ spastic/ fuckhead

Someone acting like such a spud

For fuck sake tommy your such a conk

by ConkedOut January 18, 2020

Conk

A bloke that's just a straight gimp. They're so dumb you take the piss out of every conversation with them

"Johns just such a fkn conk"

by BABAKanUSH January 2, 2020

conk

a very large nose with big port holes

that barry manilow sings through his big conk!

by duck January 23, 2004

Conk

Coke, only danker

"Do you prefer conk or bepis?"

by badoing a doing November 2, 2017